1. Why couldn’t the rain have started over the weekend, so we had time to discover the leak in our roof and do something about it instead of Eric having to MacGyver a temporary solution 20 minutes before leaving for work?
  2. Which of my non-maternity rain coats comes closest to covering my belly?
  3. Why is it that all of my regular shoes still fit, but my wellies are suddenly snug?
  4. Where the heck is my umbrella?
  5. Why do Southern California drivers insist on tailgaiting when it’s pouring rain?

And it’s only 8:45…